The poop button...

Things that seem to push a babies poop button

• 5 mins after you put a fresh diaper on
• When you are actually in the middle of a diaper changer
• The minute you put your baby down for a nap/bedtime
• When you are at a restaurant and your food comes
• When you are in stopped traffic (and it’s a really stinky poop…gross)
• In the middle of a long road trip…specifically…once you hit the boonies and there’s nothing but a fruit stand on the side of the road
• When you are half way finished with your grocery shopping ( last time I left my cart, someone took it and I had to start all over)
• When you realize that you have somehow run out of diapers or wipes
• When its bath time
• When you realize you are at the only place in the world that doesn’t have a changing table ( I’m not in the mood to be creative)
• When you are at the pediatrician and the nurse asks you to take off your babies  diaper so they can be weighed ( and in your head you’re thinking…”this is such a bad idea right now”)

Also, if you are unfamiliar with what the “poop face” looks like (and there are many different classifications of the “poop face”)…here is a poop in action. When you become a mom, you learn to recognize your babies unique “poop face” immediately.

This is the “Hey Lady! I’m done!” face.